Heather Locklear
Nude

Multiple generations of dial-toucher followed native California blonde Heather Locklear‘s sylph-like blonde progress from iconic ’80s boob tube roles such as Sammy Jo Carrington on Dynasty and ’90s knockout TV Officer Stacy Sheridan on T.J. Hooker and knockout ’90s TV turn-ons such as Amanda Woodward on Melrose Place to Caitlin Moore on Spin City, forever awaiting the monumental momentum when all of horndog humanity could orgasmically cry out, “Look! It’s Heather Locklear nude!” Alas, apparently no television or motion picture production has yet proven worthy of showcasing Heather Locklear nude, but she forever burns as a late 20th century show biz sex goddess supreme and transcendent beauty for the ages who may just yet decide, “It’s time for the world to see Heather Locklear’s nude boobs and butt!” Until then, the focus remains on Heather Locklear’s porcelain skin, flawless facial features, incandescent eyes, long legs, top-heavy tits, and awe-inspiring ass. As he epitome of the brazen television vixen, Heather Locklear managed to play a pitch-perfect bitch for several years running and still come across as someone intrinsically wholesome whom most men in America would love to spend a few years of quality time with. Just witness the Heather Locklear near nude shower scene in the thriller Illusions (1992), and marvel at her volcanic sexuality scorched her signature series, along with glorious guest shots on the likes of The Howard Stern Show, Battle of the Network Stars, Scrubs, and LAX. Off-camera, Heather married two rock-‘n’-roll madmen, drummer Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe (1986-1993) and guitarist Richie Sambora (1994-2007) — but even they could not keep up with containing the thermonuclear erotic radiance of Heather Locklear. Stylish, poised, impeccable, and maintaining her physical prime for more than two decades, Heather Locklear is some kind of miracle.